According to "a group of astronauts, engineers and scientists," an asteroid "may come uncomfortably close to Earth." 

Wait, don't go into your storm cellar just yet.

When "might" this happen? April 13th.

Well, at least I won't have to worry about paying taxes this year.

Oh wait, what? Not this year? Oh, in 2036. And what are the odds it'll actually hit? Like 1 in 100?  No, 1 in 45,000.

So, not as big a threat as in Armageddon.